Gossip Girl: Baruch Atah ay Dios mio! This Passover is going to get its own Spanish Inquisition!• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Can you make sure they don't seat me behind Caroline Kennedy? She may be American royalty, but she's a giraffe.
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Blair: My mom and Cyrus are hosting Passover at my house. I thought first-borns were supposed to be spared.
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Jenny: [to Chuck] The only human contact that you don't pay for is the people in this house.
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Lily: It was right out of the Old Serena playbook. You could have thrown in a few boys from the lacrosse team and it would have been the Constance mother-daughter luncheon all over again.
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Dan: Serena, we were together for a year and we didn't make it to junior prom. You're with this guy a month and you get married, so yeah, it's a little bit insulting. [Pause] I have to get back to work. You're married to landed gentry, and I'm a cater waiter.
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Blair: I'm one of the Chosen Ones. I was wandering the Bassian desert, and I've reached the Vanderbilt Promised Land.
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Lily: [to Serena] Oh, sweetie. I could never think of you as a bad person. You got into Brown.
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Eleanor: [to Blair] Waldorf women are not socialites!
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Eleanor: I don't even know how to say half the words in this prayer book named after Joe Lieberman's wife.
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