Blair: Excuse me, this seems private, so I'm gonna head out now. I have a table at Butter, reservation's under Waldorf in case there's an after-party. • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: Can you just get it over with, Chuck? Say whatever pervy thing you're going say and leave.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: B, what are you doing?
Blair: Giving home schooling some serious consideration.
• Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Operator: Information, city and state please.
Blair: Brooklyn... I think that's in New York.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Penelope: What's Blair doing here?
Elise: I don't know, but this party's kind of weird.
Hazel: Weird? It's time for it's induction into the Hall of Lame.
• Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: So do you think Jenny'll be alright?
Nate: Yeah, Dan's a good guy, he'll take care of her.
Serena: You are too, you know, a good guy. A forgiving guy?
Who can't pit himself against Blair forever?
Nate: Goodnight.
Serena: I'm sorry! You gave me an opening I couldn't resist... I'm just saying.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Gossip Girl: As any good general knows, you never let your soldiers see you sweat. Looks like this battle's ending at Butter, and the win goes to B. Victory is sweet.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Hostess: There's a line outside, you ready to give up your table yet?
Blair: No, my party's coming.
• Rating: 7.3 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: Okay let's get one thing straight. Our parents might be insisting on blending our households but I am not your sister. I do not share any of your DNA, nor do I ever wish to.
Chuck: Then I suggest you get new hand towels.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Hazel: How long do we have to stay?
Blair: Rice Krispie treats?
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
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