The Blair Bitch Project Quotes (Page 2)
Serena: You're right, Mom. This morning I woke up feeling a little uneasy and thought to myself "Hmm, maybe I'll call the entire junior class out to the courtyard for a little champagne toast." • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Gossip Girl: One may be the loneliest number... But sometimes only the lonely can play. Wake up little Jenny. The bitch is back.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Blair: How do you manage to get out of everything unscathed?
Serena: Because I'm nice. You should try it. Come on, compliment me, tell me my hair looks beautiful.
Blair: But your hair looks disgusting. Did you even shower today?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Gossip Girl: The French Revolution had cake, the American Revolution had tea, but looks like the overthrow of Blair Waldorf, well... Who said you need a silver spoon to dole out just desserts?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Rufus: Hey, whenever you are done with that "I'd do things differently" look, two things. One, I can't seem to nail Jenny down on what she wants to do for actual birthday.
Dan: I'll get it out of her.
Rufus: Good and two, what the hell are you still doing here?
Dan: (looks at the clock) Thank you!
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Serena: What are you doing?
Eric: I'm hiding from my valet. He wanted to put my socks on for me this morning. Your servants are very attentive.
Chuck: You should meet Bergita the maid.
Serena: No! No he should not meet Bergita, he's 14. Ignore this person.
Chuck: May I remind you, Serena, that you used to have a sense of humor.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0 • Permalink
Blair: What's happening?
Dorota: You have bad dream and you're sleeping with your chocolate.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Gossip Girl: Waky waky Upper East Siders. Spring Break is done and I'm starved for the dish. Give me the deets.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Serena: What is your problem?!?
Chuck: Specify the context.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Lily: (to Serena) Don't leave your dirty package on the table.
Chuck: If I had a nickel for every time I heard that.
Bart: That's enough Chuck.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0 • Permalink
Total Quotes: 21
