Isabel: [to Amanda] We know. Dan Humphrey? Bad idea.Blair: It could be hazardous to your health.
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Blair: Hi! My name's Blair! You're new ...
Amanda: Hi, I'm Am-
Blair: Oh, that's not important. We'd like to invite you to lunch!
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Jenny: You'd be the worst P.I. ever.
Dan: I don't wanna be caught off guard. I can't believe I haven't seen her ...
Jenny: Yeah, especially since you're in the GIRLS hallway looking for her. Just be nice. I'm sure this isn't easy for Serena either.
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Jenny: It was like I didn't even exist!
Dan: Mmm. Welcome to my world. It's not so bad when you get used to birds flying at your head and automatic doors never opening.
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Jenny: Well I guess it's better to be ignored than tortured, right?
Dan: Always look on the bright side.
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Chuck: You're about to see the real Serena.
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Blair: This girl is Dan with boobs.
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