Serena: [to Dan] If you want to date Georgina, then more power to you. I would just check to see there's not an ice pick under the bed.• Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
Georgina: Judging by the size of the sock on the doorknob, I didn't want to knock.
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Chuck: You can't outbid me. How do you expect to win?
Blair: Your lack of focus.
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Vanessa: Okay, fine, I understand, you can't give out class schedules. But, please, I just need to know if he goes here.
Registrar girl: There's no record of a Scott Adler in our system.
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Dan: You're being pretty open-minded about this whole Georgina thing.
Serena: Well, it's just that I've never been more pleasantly surprised than when I started dating Carter.
Dan: Dating? You're dating Carter Baizen now? Is Chuck not available?
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Eric: Whoa, '72 Bowie is a dead ringer for Shakira.
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Serena and Vanessa: [to Dan] Please tell me it was Blair and not Georgina!
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Serena: Dan?
Dan: Oh. Of course.
Serena: Did I just catch you on a walk of shame?
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Blair: [to Dan] From Serena to Georgina? Quite a fall, even for you.
• Rating: 9.4 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Oh ... Eww! Ewww!! EWWWW! I'm wearing a glove and I still wanna wash my hands!
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