Dan: I'm good with just one.Chuck: You're either in for the full ride, or you're out.
Dan: [pauses] Okay, pass me the shots.
Chuck: That's just a chaser.
Dan: What is that?
Chuck: Does it matter? Down the rabbit hole, then we go out the door.
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Chuck: I hope they make a Humphrey sandwich.
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Gossip Girl: They say in fashion that you can become a success overnight. But one minute you're in, and the next, you're out.
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Shapiro: You think Capote got national acclaim for In Cold Blood by judging the murderers?
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Dan: If I have to exploit people to be a good writer, then maybe I don't want to be a good writer.
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Shapiro: You sent me five stories all about a sheltered young man with girl problems who lives with his dad in Brooklyn. You think that's going to knock the Yale admissions committee off their tenured asses?
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Laurel: Kirsten Dunst? So 2007. Her rehab barely made the radar.
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Dan: Who knew there was a sex club behind the White Castle?
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Eleanor: I told Laurel my daughter could make a better seating chart than that drug-addled publicist. It's a blessing she was hauled off to rehab for stealing her son's Ritallin.
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Chuck: For what it's worth, Humphrey, you had my back. Never thought I'd say this, but thanks.
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