Nate: Did you sleep with her? Huh!?Chuck: She needed someone and I was there!
• Rating: 8.5 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: If you go with them, I'll ruin you.
Jenny: And how are you possibly going to do that?
• Rating: 8.3 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: Like you said, you're a Waldorf. You don't let people tell you who you are, you show them.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Gossip Girl: One good scandal deserves another.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Gossip Girl: Looks like the Virgin Queen isn't as pure as she pretends to be. If Blair Waldorf lied about that, what else did she lie about? Who's your Daddy, B? Your baby's Daddy that is... Two guys in one week? Talk about doing the nasty, or should I say being nasty.
• Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: (sees Chuck, smoking) Oh, don't stop on my account.
Chuck: Oh I had to, second hand smoke is bad for the uh...
Blair: I'm not pregnant. So goodbye mistake, so far in my past I can hardly remember it.
Chuck: You cannot be serious.
Blair: You can't be touching me. Look, if you were going to tell Nate, you would have done so in Monaco but you don't want him to hate you. Game over.
Chuck: Game's not over until I say it is.
Blair: Then go play with yourself.
• Rating: 9.4 / 10 • Permalink
Gossip Girl: What's the difference between gossip and scandal? So glad you asked. Anyone can commit a minor indiscretion and generate a day's worth of buzz, but in order for gossip to birth a true scandal it requires the right person to be in the wrong place. Take one "it" girl on a pedestal, add a crowd eager to see her fall, and give them the means to knock her down.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Eric: Is there something you want to tell me?
Serena: I'm that obvious? Yes, actually. That hair color is all wrong for you.
Eric: That's funny. This isn't.
• Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
Random Student: Hey, mom!
Serena: Yes! I'm pregnant and it's yours!
• Rating: 9.6 / 10 • Permalink
Gossip Girl: And for a scandal to really blow up, all it needs is an unexpected turn.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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