Dan: Okay. Someone needs to get this crazy girl out of here.• Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: You brought Nate?
Blair: I'm just as flummoxed as you are. I got out at 53rd and made a run for it but he is faster than he looks.
• Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Don't you see? Jesus drove you here!
Georgina: Actually, I believe his name was Jesús...
• Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Lily: Whenever anybody hears the name Serena van der Woodsen, they are going to think of how she helped scam her friends and family out of hundreds of thousands of dollars.
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Chuck: [sizing up Georgina's character] I sense aspiration, yearning, striving to be accepted. Then I sense this appealing counter note of sincerity ... This is the story of a young girl who is enjoying her first taste of the spoils of dirty oil. It's perfect.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: If you cut revenge out of the Bible, there's not even enough pages to make a pamphlet.
• Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
Georgina: I gave up my old ways when I let Jesus take the wheel.
Blair: That is a Carrie Underwood song, not a life choice!
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lily: This is an adult scandal.
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Georgina: No thank you, the Lord cannot enter the body solely by alcohol.
Chuck: That's good, because I prefer to be the one doing the entering.
Georgina: To each his own holy water.
• Rating: 8.9 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: It doesn't make sense!
Blair: Feelings never do. They get you all confused. Then they drive you around for hours before they drop you right back where you started.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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