The Tuesday Morning Gossip Girl Reality Index
Below are some of the highlights from New York Magazine's insightful and arbitrary analysis of last night's "Seder Anything." Comment and add your own below ...
- Chuck Bass tells Serena van der Woodsen that he ran into Poppy Lifton at Rose Bar. Plus 1, because that's exactly the kind of place a New York socialite with a perfectly tousled Amelie haircut would hang out.
- Nate got into Columbia "on his own merit." No. Minus 5.
- Eleanor tells Blair: "Waldorf women are not socialites!" Plus 5, because of course she would say this. No one wants to be branded a socialite nowadays.
- Blair tells the grandfather that "I think that's a decision he has to make on his own." Minus 5, because the woman who took down Georgina Sparks would have clearly had better control of this whole situation than that.
- Tripp's fiancée says to Blair: "When it comes to these things, it takes a while to start to matter." Plus only 5, because while this is an awesome thing to say, if someone said this to the real Blair, she would have ENDED her.
- Why would Jenny choose to entertain her new hipster boyfriend at the van der Woodsens' apartment instead of the Humphreys' Brooklyn loft? Minus 8.
- How awesome was it, outside the limo before he dumped her, when Nate has to add it up out loud what Blair did to him in order to keep track? Plus 3.
- Obviously, Serena would think she was married if someone put a popsicle ring on her finger and had sex with her on a bed with white sheets. But Cyrus would know better. You have to sign all kinds of papers and stuff in the U.S. Minus 10.
- The subtlety of having Rufus carry Lily's Prada bags in an episode when he won't accept her offer to pay for Dan's schooling was not lost on us. Plus 2.
- That coat Dan wore to waiter is far too expensive for him to afford. Minus only 1, because it's pretty, and for a while it covered up the vest that he pretended he was wearing for the first time but really he wears in EVERY episode.
- Plus 8 for the unspecific way Dan Humphrey gets jealous after Serena confesses she got accidentally married to a dude after naked swimming with him in Spain, and the inarticulate way he explains said jealousy.











